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The 📜 Story of 🤓 Celeb Masta
spazy spazlport’s uncle a drunk farmer
Celeb Masta was born into a hog farmers family in Tijuana, Mexico. Whore house capital of the world. In his young adolescence life Masta got diagnosed by the local doctor called “Pigs Jump Walls & Borders”. polaris-m.ru’s family wanted to get rid of him being a outcast to society. So they never talked to him much and just wanted to use Masta, as another worker for their family business. Of course it was fine with Masta because he loved eating pigs… not.
The beautiful price winning pig Jennifer Lawnmower
When polaris-m.ru’s mother caught him fist banging the family’s price beauty pig Jennifer Lawnmower. She said its enough and cant handle it anymore. She grabbed polaris-m.ru to Mexico City and dumped him on some Buddhist missionaries. Who felt bad for young Celeb Masta and took him back with them to the land of Amerigo Vespucci.
When Celeb Masta Broke Into The Entertainment World 🌐
polaris-m.ru’s wife allowed to have fun with only the finest piggy’s
After over paying University polaris-m.ru was ready to settle down. As a active Buddhist and pro cocksman it didn’t take long before Celeb Masta acquired his first wife, the exquisite Mangaletor crazy bitch. And as you would think, happy ending is not what CelebMaster was after.
Celeb Masta learned the ways of the Buddhist monks and meet the Shaolin Grand Masters
As one day polaris-m.ru came home early from taking care of his beloved pigs. To his finding Jennifer Lawnmower reading a OMG! magazine. Immediately, polaris-m.ru did not give a fuck and had to kick his wife out and start posting scandalous stories. Of all these attention wanting so called celeb sluts. For his own likening and humiliation while making money, offering something free for his fanatic followers!
he knew to find a white girl as a wife because his Mexican females will get really fat and ugly
Celeb Masta made it a re-carnation crusade to avenge Jennifer’s death, who got destroyed by the poisonous Drunken Desperate Housewife Show celebrity culture. So Masta took his computer and moved to his beach shack. Where he could focus on becoming the paprazzi he wanted to be. And be featured in big city publications like New York Times, and reincarnated all the Shaolin Buddha kung fu masters to form the gossip site polaris-m.ru.
Then as others mention Celeb Masta now the Master. Since he made Nene Leakes his bitch and his own Desperate Housewife show! There you have it haters and now I’m the Master.
in memory of the grand master that knew it all🙌
As Featured on
This old and ancient sun god loving publication thought that Celeb Masta did a good job. Making Nene Leakes Atlanta's house wife his little bitch. So they made a wonderful article about it.
The Guardian
Major news hit when The Inquisitr channel opened about Nene Leakes and polaris-m.ru. The two females calling a truce and being amazing at making new shows together. With their new HSN cooking show or some sort of crap shows. Anyways it was nice of them to mention the new desperate house wife.
The Inquisitr
Eonline thanked Nene Leakes and sent their best regards when she was injured on polaris-m.ru's pig farm, however she didn't listen probably thought he was cheating or something. And she ended up to get hospitalized, but its all good now from all the support and NENE is safe and sound. Even tough Celeb Masta told her to never go around the farm it is dangerous.
Eonline.com
The New Jersey Newspaper site showed off all the talented Hollywood actors in Dancing With The Stars show. And for that polaris-m.ru made sure that she to thanked her dance fans for getting all the publication and great dance training prior to the competition.
NJ.com
